It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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