there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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