Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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