a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
