all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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