hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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