I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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