no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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