The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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