Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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