I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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