You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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