I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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