Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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