As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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