he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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