we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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