Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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