I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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