Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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