YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.