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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.

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• (909): View more from California

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• (516): View more from New York

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• (417): View more from Missouri

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

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• (805): View more from California

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!

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• (812): View more from Indiana

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• (503): View more from Oregon

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• (217): View more from Illinois

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me

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• (406): View more from Montana

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