Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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