idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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