He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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