Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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