Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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