dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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