We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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