the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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