He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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