But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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