For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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