so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Randomize
