all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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