EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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