You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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