he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Randomize
