Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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