It's like God shit irony all over that family
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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