Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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