: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Can I color on your dick again?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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