I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
the liver wants what the liver wants
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
