Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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