She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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