Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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