I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
jump out the window naked night went bad
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