Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Randomize