I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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