how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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