I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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