Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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