she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I can text with my tongue
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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