I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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