Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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