Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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