The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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